Formula 1

Robert Kubica won his first Grand Prix at Montreal in Canada. Lewis Hamilton made a bit of a tit of himself by driving into Raikkonen, who was waiting behind a red light at the end of the pit lane. I don't think Ayrton was watching over him then, do you? Massa ignored the adage of overtaking with pit stops and just took two cars in one great, scrappy move at the hairpin. The BMW team are probably still drunk.

MotoGP

Dani Pedrosa won the Catalan Grand Prix by a country mile. Rossi held off current champ Casey Stoner for second. Plus, Britain's James Toseland (imagine Murray Walker's voice reading this) brought his bike home for a sterling sixth place, despite not having rode on the Barcelona track before.

Rallying

Citroen's Sebastien Loeb (the scruffy one, remember?) is leading the World Rally championship by one point from Finland's Mikko Hirvonen after seven rounds. The next rally will be held in Turkey, starting on the 13th of this month. I must apologise for not writing much about rallying at the moment, I intend to correct this asap.

Sportscars

Le Mans is ready to get going this weekend with Audi looking to take a third win for their R10 sports car. We will also be treated to the sight of a whole host of ex-F1 drivers taking part, including Jacques Villeneuve. Qualifying will be getting under way today this lunchtime.

Landrovers!

I found out about the Land Rover G4 Challenge event the other day. Things are still in the preliminary stages, but it looks to be a really interesting event. 4x4's being used for their real purpose: going off-road and covering terrain that an ordinary vehicle can't. Not driving two spoilt kids to school (although to be fair, Land Rovers are usually used by farmers for real work on the land, unlike the Porsche Cayenne). I'll be writing more about this event later.

There, conscience clean.